sahania:

(via heart)

jaythenerdkid-official:

seashellronan:

people i make myself look good for:

• myself
• gay women
• my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room

• drunk girls in bathrooms

(via gayspacecousin)

shinydiscopaul:

heartblossom:

customers aren’t valid

and neither are their coupons usually

(via disassociatingsquid)

squided:

gossipseer:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

(via bang)

chleopatrapaige:

sjw-pit-bull:

yourshipsaregross:

beavis-hates-your-kink:

what a nice day to remember that 12 year old girls aren’t fucking sexually mature

And another friendly reminder that 12 years don’t need to wear ‘proper’ clothing so men don’t stare. You shouldn’t be staring in the first place

And yet another friendly reminder that it doesn’t matter if a 12 year old looks or acts “mature for their age”. They’re still children, you sick fucks.

And its also another friendly reminder coming to you: stop telling your 12 year old daughter to “cover up” because there’s men in the house. WHAT THEY LOOKING FOR?

(via theatrehooligan)